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The Mailing List Promise

Before I had the privilege of shackling myself to my desk as a full-time writer, I was shackled to many other desks, performing secretarial chores for which I was astoundingly unqualified.

I mention this as a way of reassuring you that:
a) you will only hear from me a couple times a year*
b) your email address is safe with me

How can you be sure? Because writing and sending a lot of bulletins heralding the new happenings in my exciting career, and/or taking the time to sell/barter/give your email address to someone who would then inundate you with offers for golf balls and Viagra is verrrrrrry close to secretarial work, for which I have no aptitude whatsoever.

That said, I entreat you to add your name to my list.

*Sometimes I publish an essay or article that is available online and will disappear behind a subscription wall in a matter of days. If this is the case, I may take the liberty of sending you the link, so that you can join in the reindeer games while they’re still gratis.



 
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